PDA

View Full Version : Cute: Got this in an email today



Lindsay
5th February 2007, 09:13 PM
I am fairly sure this is written about cavaliers haha! :lol: :flwr:


To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.


Dear Dogs:

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine attendance is not required.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"nature.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Remember: In many ways, dogs are better than kids because they:


1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a "gazillion" dollars for college.

Laura&Lia
5th February 2007, 09:20 PM
Is so funny!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:flwr:

matties mum
5th February 2007, 09:51 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :fool: ----Aileen and the gang (Jazzie--Barney---Sam)

enchantingdragon
5th February 2007, 11:40 PM
:lol: :lol: Ive seen this before and I still laugh

PamH
5th February 2007, 11:48 PM
So funny. I will have to print that off for hubby.
Pam

Cicero's Mummy
6th February 2007, 12:09 AM
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"nature.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.


I had this part as my signature on my email for ever! It is soooo true in this household and my inlaws!

Gracie's Mommy
6th February 2007, 12:40 AM
This is SO funny! :lol:

Gracie is definitely the baby girl around my house...our friends make fun of us, but she is our furbaby. I could totally relate to this:

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

Cathy Moon
6th February 2007, 01:20 AM
:lol: :d*g: :d*g: :d*g: :xctly:

Andrea&Diva┬┤s mom
6th February 2007, 09:19 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Too funny :lol:

OhMarley
6th February 2007, 11:17 AM
hahahahahaaha love it :lol: