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Kdemars
27th February 2007, 11:14 PM
Some of the parts a little weird but overall pretty good ...

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts-I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Meter reader-come to kill all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all-
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle


Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
Maybe catching cats

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do

The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls

Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

You may call them fleas,
But they are far more - I call
Them a vocation

My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.

Crittercall
28th February 2007, 01:43 AM
I read this a long time ago and thought it was and still is hilarious. This time I'm going to copy it and keep it!! :D

Maxxs_Mummy
28th February 2007, 10:32 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: I love it :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cathy Moon
28th February 2007, 12:57 PM
:lol: Thanks for posting this! :lol:

KimNIndy
28th February 2007, 04:12 PM
thanks!!! that truly captures cavaliers....well, mine anyway :lol:

k

IsabellaBugatti
2nd March 2007, 04:45 AM
This is HILARIOUS!! So accurate! :lol: