TriTitch
26th February 2008, 07:56 PM
Attention all dogs!
The following are important instructions for every dog to know,
Instructions for hugging a baby:
1.First find a baby......
http://photo.ringo.com/255/255251419O970321739.jpg
2.Second,be sure that the subject you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers,this is indeed a baby.
http://photo.ringo.com/255/255251421O875380610.jpg
3.Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
http://photo.ringo.com/255/255251507O157000753.jpg
** Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "Paw slide" easier.
4.The "Paw slide"
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
http://photo.ringo.com/255/255251545O037586800.jpg
5.Finally,if a camera is present,you will need to execute the difficult and patented *Hug,smile and lean* so as to achieve the best photo quality.
http://photo.ringo.com/255/255251580O562315188.jpg
Dogs,if this is properly done,it will secure you a warm,dry,climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life :luv:
The following are important instructions for every dog to know,
Instructions for hugging a baby:
1.First find a baby......
http://photo.ringo.com/255/255251419O970321739.jpg
2.Second,be sure that the subject you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers,this is indeed a baby.
http://photo.ringo.com/255/255251421O875380610.jpg
3.Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
http://photo.ringo.com/255/255251507O157000753.jpg
** Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "Paw slide" easier.
4.The "Paw slide"
Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
http://photo.ringo.com/255/255251545O037586800.jpg
5.Finally,if a camera is present,you will need to execute the difficult and patented *Hug,smile and lean* so as to achieve the best photo quality.
http://photo.ringo.com/255/255251580O562315188.jpg
Dogs,if this is properly done,it will secure you a warm,dry,climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life :luv: