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26th February 2008, 07:56 PM
Attention all dogs!

The following are important instructions for every dog to know,

Instructions for hugging a baby:

1.First find a baby......


2.Second,be sure that the subject you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers,this is indeed a baby.


3.Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.


** Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "Paw slide" easier.

4.The "Paw slide"

Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.


5.Finally,if a camera is present,you will need to execute the difficult and patented *Hug,smile and lean* so as to achieve the best photo quality.


Dogs,if this is properly done,it will secure you a warm,dry,climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life :luv:

brid kenny
26th February 2008, 09:02 PM
Hilarious. That last phhoto is the cutest I have ever seen.

26th February 2008, 09:16 PM
RONTFLMAO!!! That is absolutlely fantastic!! :thmbsup:

Mom of Jato
26th February 2008, 10:18 PM
These pictures are awesome!!! WOW:rah:

27th February 2008, 04:25 PM
Great photos, think I would have a heart attack if I seen that big guy coming for me though :p

27th February 2008, 08:51 PM
The perferct babysitter! The last photo is amazing!:luv:

28th February 2008, 07:26 AM
OMG scary, funny and gorgeous dog and baby. Is that your dog and baby ?
What kind of dog is it ?

28th February 2008, 12:44 PM
OMG scary, funny and gorgeous dog and baby. Is that your dog and baby ?
What kind of dog is it ?

It looks like an english mastiff to me, could be wrong though am sure some-one else will corect me if I am! :lol:

7th March 2008, 03:06 AM
Haha! This is hilarious! Nicely put.

7th March 2008, 03:09 AM
Hilarious & adorable ... !!!

7th March 2008, 10:38 PM
Loved the colour commentary! LOL - what an amazing thing!

13th March 2008, 05:37 PM
OMG scary, funny and gorgeous dog and baby. Is that your dog and baby ?
What kind of dog is it ?
Aw thanks for all your replies,not my dog and baby.A friend Ive known for about 3 years sent me those pics and captions :D
Not sure what dog it is but some kind of Mastiff sounds about right!

I just thought they were so great,more so as they hopefully dispel some myths :)

There are no bad dogs only bad owners eh?

13th March 2008, 08:00 PM
That had me in hysterics. :lol: And look at the size of the burn holes in the lawn!!

13th March 2008, 08:56 PM
That was scary for just a few seconds.