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Brian M
22nd October 2008, 03:30 PM

Joy in the office does craft work as a hobby and pointed these two out to me .I thought they were good.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother made it ...


. . . buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long as and wherever you want . . .

. . . buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...

. . . buy a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually . . .


. . . buy a dog.

BUT if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you when you come home, only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is to ensure his happiness . . .


Watch the cat

Best wishes


And for seconds

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New
York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward
his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to
the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded."I use
my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American
men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Greek descent.
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all
categories are the Irish.
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry,"
she said "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name!"
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me

Have a nice day



22nd October 2008, 03:46 PM
:jump: Good,Brian

22nd October 2008, 04:31 PM

Jan Bell
22nd October 2008, 04:35 PM
cl*pHave not been having a good day today, but that really cheered me up!