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Pelempone
6th February 2013, 01:11 AM
1. Be cute
2. Wake Mum at at 5-5.30 am every morning
3. Run to the door after breakfast to go to toilet
4. Sit quietly with Dad when he has his coffee
5. Be adorable
6. Play quietly or sleep in my pen in Mum's study when she is working
7. Learn quickly and sit or lie down when asked
8. Be beautiful
9. Go to the kitchen a half hour before dinner and do not move until fed
10. Hang out in kitchen with Dad when he is cooking. He might give you some smoked salmon
11. Be even cuter
12. Be friendly to everyone that visits
13. Watch telly cuddled up to Mum
14. When Mum wakes you up at 10 pm to go outside, lie down until she says "go wee", then go quietly to bed
15. Be cute, adorable and beautiful at all times

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Sydneys Mom
6th February 2013, 04:41 AM
Well she certainly has #5, 8, 11, and 15 mastered. She is a cutie!

Emkaybee
6th February 2013, 09:48 AM
She is a very accomplished little girl! :D

waldor
7th February 2013, 01:53 PM
How sweet!

rubles
7th February 2013, 08:53 PM
Now, that's the life. Ahhhhh