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Silly Dog Rules

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Kdemars

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DOG RULES

1.Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a
specially built wooden compartment named, for very good reason, the dog
house.

2.Okay, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his
own house is under renovation.

3.Okay, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis, provided his
dog house can be sold in a yard sale to a rookie dog owner.

4.Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to
a comfortable but secure metal cage.

5.Okay, the cage becomes part of a two-for-one deal along with the dog
house in the yard sale, and the dog can go wherever he pleases.

6.The dog is never allowed on the furniture.

7.Okay, the dog can get on the old furniture but not the new furniture.

8.Okay, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the
old furniture and then we'll sell the whole works and buy new furniture...
upon which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.

9.The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.

10.Okay, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed.

11.Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the
covers.

12.Okay, the dog can sleep under the covers but not with his head on the
pillow.

13.Okay, the dog can sleep alongside you under the covers with his head
on the pillow, but if he snores he's got to leave the room.

14.Okay, the dog can sleep and snore and have nightmares in bed, but he's
not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where I'm now
sleeping. That's just not fair.

15.The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaire as "primary
resident," even if it's true.
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Hahahaha I love them all!

The other night my hubby moaned that I was keeping him awake with my heavy breathing (asthma and sinus probs) so I said 'want me to go in the spare room?' - his reply 'oh do what you want I just want some sleep' (so romantic :roll: ).

I say 'come on Maxx we're movin out tonight' .... Hubs replies oh get back into bed and go to sleep :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice huh? I can go in the spare room until I say I'm taking Maxx with me - MY dog not his!
 
That was funny!!! We were on vacation and my hubby nudged me because I was snoring...not!! It was Shelby. We both got a good laugh at that one.
 
hahaha! thats funny! im still laughing as i write this! we need more of this kind of things coming! :lol:
 
Rofl.

Laughing my head off at no. 14. Cailean snores, Bradley has nightmares - both on our bed at times! :D
 
There is nothing as wonderful as having a Cavalier at the foot of the bed snoring it's head away all night!!!

Whitney doesn't snore but how I wish she would :)

Alison, wilts, U.K.
 
LAO - 16. Okay your dog can snore, but if he snores and you are sleep I will wake you up to get him to wake up to stop snoring....

Darren remind you of last night.... icon_whistling
 
Claire, I agree with you. That happens here too :roll:

Alison, I can't sleep without Maxx's gentle snoring by my side. I don't even like it if he moves to his other bed on Daddy's side either :(

Does Whits sleep on or IN the bed? Just so's I know and won't think she's gone wandering if she gets under the duvet with me!
 
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