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    Default Cute dog clauses :)

    I have found few very cute dog clauses on the internet and wanted to show you

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    " A dog is the only thing on the earth that loves you more than he loves himself "

    THE PUPPY WARNING

    Before you decide to take me home,
    This warning I must impart,
    I will dig up your garden,
    Chew up your house,
    And then I will steal your heart.

    Dogs aren’t our whole life, but they make our lifes whole

    Cavaliers are like potato chips, if you have one you can’t stop!

    A home without a dog is only a house!

    I asked god for a best friend and he send me Cavalier King Charles Spaniel!

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    Cute isn't it? I love those! If you know about some more, please put it here on this thread
    Sunna & the dogs:
    Fjalar (8 years old tricolour boy)
    Mirra (5 years old blenheim girl)
    Molder (black & tan) - beautiful angel waiting at the Rainbow~Bridge

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    Those are great! Jake definitely wore me out at the same time he stole my heart. Shelby just came right in and stole my heart!
    Cathy
    Loving mom to Jake, Shelby and Micah

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    Here's a few

    A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
    A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!


    There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
    -Bernard Williams


    -"I can train any dog in five minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer."
    - Barbara Woodhouse


    ‘We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s the best deal man has ever made"
    M. Facklam
    ....Sally
    Mom to Pixie - DOB 5/27/04
    And rescue kitties Max and Sophie

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    I love reading cute stuff like this! Everybody keep 'em coming!

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    What a great idea Sunna! The only problem is I feel myself filling up when I read them cos I'm such a softy!
    Kirsty
    Merlin and Oakleys Mum (Merlin -Male/B&T/5 years, Oakley - Male/Ruby/3.5years)

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    haha this is a good idea...i have a few

    - If you want the best seat in the house.....move the dog!!! (so true in cav's cases)

    - Chasing your tail gets you nowhere ... 'cept back to where you started

    - If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz

    - A cat sees us as the dogs...A cat sees himself as the human

    - To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog

    - Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas
    xXNishaXx
    Milo & Monty~ (Males, Blenheims, born 25/11/05 )
    Ally (Daschund - not with me)

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    Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas
    Looks like we will all be needing a trip to the vets then!
    Kirsty
    Merlin and Oakleys Mum (Merlin -Male/B&T/5 years, Oakley - Male/Ruby/3.5years)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nisha
    - To live long, eat like a cat, drink like a dog
    Well, I'm all for helathy and the rest of it but there is NO WAY that I am going to kill birds and mice and eat them

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    Well, I'm all for helathy and the rest of it but there is NO WAY that I am going to kill birds and mice and eat them
    ..dont worry! im with you on that one ALL the way
    xXNishaXx
    Milo & Monty~ (Males, Blenheims, born 25/11/05 )
    Ally (Daschund - not with me)

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    I've found a funny video - you can't understand what the people are saying but it doesn't matter - the point is clear ... this is the caption from website
    A Japanese clip showing a Pug demonstrating just how cunning little dogs can be. Question: How do you steal treats from a much bigger dog without making yourself appear like a threat to them? Watch and learn people, watch and learn....
    Link to video

    Smart little guy!!!

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