LOVE that little PUG! So smart! Here's some favorites about dogs. The last one is my personal fav because it is so true.

"On reason the dog has so many friends:
he wags his tail instead of his tongue."

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does."
Christopher Morley

"The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs."
Jeanne-Marie Roland

"Dogs come when they're called;
cats take a message and get back to you later."
Mary Bly

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult."
Rita Rudner

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail."
Fran Lebowitz

"Home computers are being called upon to perform
many new functions, including the consumption of
homework formerly eaten by the dog."
Doug Larson

"Old age means realizing you will never own
all the dogs you wanted to."
Joe Gores