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    Where do pets come from?

    A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

    Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

    And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
    And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
    And it was a good animal.
    And God was pleased.
    And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve, and he wagged his tail.
    And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom, and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
    And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him
    DOG."
    And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.
    And they were comforted.
    And God was pleased.
    And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
    After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."
    And God said, "I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."
    And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
    And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
    And Adam and Eve learned humility.
    And they were greatly improved.
    And God was pleased.
    And Dog was happy.
    And Cat didn't give a poo one way or the other.
    cavaliers at the bridge Mattie and Rocky & Sam & Jake
    Better to light a candle for one lost dog than to curse the darkness of man's indifference. Saving just one dog won't change the world but it surely will change the world for that one dog.

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    LOL

    Very good and very true about the cat and dog! ;D

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    That's both touching and amusing. Thanks for posting it.
    Mum to Tucker, born May 14, 2005

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    Ahh, the way cats and dogs make us feel. Love that post, thanks.
    Laura (Momma to Riley, 3 yr. old male)

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    I think it's TRUE
    Loved it!!!
    kisses Ester & a licky from Sam

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