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    Default Have you seen this? Pretty funny..

    If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section

    then buy a dog.

    If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you .


    then buy a dog.

    If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it .

    then buy a dog.

    If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want.

    then buy a dog.

    If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

    then buy a dog.

    If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores


    then buy a dog.

    If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to , and loves you unconditionally,


    then buy a dog.

    But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you to totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness . .



    Then buy a cat


    What did you think it was going to be?
    Molly and Cooper's mom, Bev

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    CUTE!!! Thanks for sharing that!!!

    Lynn (ALSO a Molly's Mom)
    Lynn
    Momma to Molly (blen) Maxwell (tri) Nora (blen) and 2 kitties

    Ohhh yeah...and 2 human (20 & 21 yr old) "children"

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    That's cute!
    Cathy
    Loving mom to Jake, Shelby and Micah

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    Love that ! I wasn't thinking about a man at all
    Becs and Odie

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    Hahaha but my kitties arent that bad They come believe it oir not when called and they all want affection and love and sleep with my husband and I
    Jasmine, mommy to Ellie (tri girl), Griffin, Hunter, & Dexter (kitties)

    Ellie is here!!!!

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    LOL Bev I love it So true as well ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ellie's Mommy
    Hahaha but my kitties arent that bad They come believe it oir not when called and they all want affection and love and sleep with my husband and I
    Then your a lucky soul who got the one in 10 that behave that way - or so from my experience with cats! But I do have a one in a million rabbit. He acts 100% like a dog - comes when called, has a snit fit when you leave, butts your leg with his head to be patted and lies by yourside!

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    Love that cat in the LaZBoy

    Actually you can clicker train a cat! And they can even do agility, believe it or not... There's a video on karen pryor's clicker training site.

    My four cats all respond to their individual names and will all come as a group when I call 'Cats!' because that's how I call them in the morning when I give them their small portion of wet food.

    The dogs can be a bit more selective in their hearing....
    Karlin
    Cavaliers: Jaspar Leo Lily Tansy Libby (foster) Mindy (foster)
    In memory: Lucy
    Cavalier SM Infosite:www.smcavaliers.com

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    thats really cute and funny
    xXNishaXx
    Milo & Monty~ (Males, Blenheims, born 25/11/05 )
    Ally (Daschund - not with me)

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