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    Default Dog Haiku

    Some of the parts a little weird but overall pretty good ...

    I love my master;
    Thus I perfume myself with
    This long-rotten squirrel.

    I lie belly-up
    In the sunshine, happier than
    You ever will be

    Today I sniffed
    Many dog butts-I celebrate
    By kissing your face.

    I sound the alarm!
    Paperboy-come to kill us all-
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    I sound the alarm!
    Mailman Fiend-come to kill us all-
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    I sound the alarm!
    Meter reader-come to kill all-
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    I sound the alarm!
    Garbage man-come to kill us all-
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    I sound the alarm!
    Neighbor's cat-come to kill us all!
    Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

    I lift my leg and
    Wiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
    Sniff this and weep

    How do I love thee?
    The ways are numberless as
    My hairs on the rug.

    My human is home!
    I am so ecstatic I have
    Made a puddle


    Sleeping here, my chin
    On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
    Maybe catching cats

    Look in my eyes and
    Deny it. No human could
    Love you as much I do

    The cat is not all
    Bad-she fills the litter box
    With Tootsie Rolls

    Dig under fence-why?
    Because it's there. Because it's
    There. Because it's there.

    I am your best friend,
    Now, always, and especially
    When you are eating.

    You may call them fleas,
    But they are far more - I call
    Them a vocation

    My owners' mood is
    Romantic - I lie near their
    Feet. I fart a big one.

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    I read this a long time ago and thought it was and still is hilarious. This time I'm going to copy it and keep it!!
    Critter -
    RIP Wallis, John Robert, Tibby & Pip
    Mom to JoJo, Roxie & Linguini (Cavaliers)
    and my birds Moji (Senegal) and Walter (Blue Front Amazon)

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    I love it

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    Thanks for posting this!
    Cathy Moon
    India(tri-F) Geordie(blen-M)Chocolate(b&t-F)Charlie(at the bridge)

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    thanks!!! that truly captures cavaliers....well, mine anyway

    k
    Mom of Indiana Jones 'Indy' (Ruby male)

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    This is HILARIOUS!! So accurate!
    Teri....mom to Bella, Sofi, Riley (kitty), Cooper (kitty), and Kitsy (kitty)

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