Oh look at the birds and squirrels playing!
Please cant we go out to play its so warm plus Daddy played hooky from work (well he said he stayed to look after Mommy after dental surgery but I dont know.. he slept on the couch and all).
Why am I always on this leash? Cant I just run in the backyard - come on there is a gate and I will stay out of the garden, PROMISE!
Opps I forgot... I mean I didnt know this was a garden, really I didnt!