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    I remembered before that Wirral Borough Council were having a meeting on Wed and also a vote on banning dogs from local Beach's due to dog fouling not being picked up ,so i have been browsing the local site unsuccessfully ,but then i looked at the council dogs home and there where seven dogs but all either Staffs or Staff cross ,how sad . The only rescue link that came up was for collies so i followed that to have a nose and on the first page was this which tickled me.

    The following advert ran in an American Newspaper

    Single black female seeks male companionship,ethnicity unimportant.I am a girl who loves to play.I love long walks in the woods ,riding in your pick-up truck ,hunting , camping ,fishing trips and cosy winter nights by the fire. Give me a good dinner and i will be eating out of your hand . Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I ll be at the front door every night when you get home from work wearing only what nature gave me . Call xxx-xxx- and ask for xxxxxxxx

    The first day the advert ran over 1500 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8 week old black Labrador dog.

    Its a golden oldie probably not true but still funny.

    Ps i apologise if anybody finds offense i hope not ,certainly not meant to.
    Brian M

    Poppy the Tri, Daisy the Blen, Rosie the Ruby and Lily the B & T

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    Tanya, Mark, two human babies and Cleo (Blen Girl Born 5th May 2006; got her wings March 3rd 2017)


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