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Thread: Weed on my curtains TWICE!

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    This thread reminded me of my 'Phantom Widdler', way back in the early 1990s.
    I looked out a little rhyme ( doggerel! ) I wrote for a cavalier club magazine.

    DOG OWNER'S LAMENT

    I have a Phantom Widdler,
    He strikes without a sound,
    He only performs the dirty deed
    when no one is around.

    I cannot blame the bitches,
    It was not them that peed
    Hall curtains bear mute witness
    That a dog performed the deed.

    One day I'm going to catch him,
    Retribution will be swift,
    And the culprit will be lucky
    To still have a leg to lift!

    I had my suspicions, I never did catch him, but it stopped when my tricolour dog called Marcus died.
    Margaret C

    Cavaliers......Faith, The Ginger Tank and Woody.
    Japanese Chins.... Dandy, Benny, Bridgette and Hana.
    Remembered with love......... Tommy Tuppence and Fonzi

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    That's brilliant Margaret
    ....
    Dylan, Poppy & Kipling's
    *''' ' "*Mummy`` "*'
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