15th February 2006, 08:37 PM
I got this email today and thought it was funny!
Officials of the Westminster Dog show admitted today that serious
breeding research is currently proceeding in order to expand the number
unique dogs available for showing next year. They are as follows:
Bull Terrier x zu = Bullzer, a gregarious but unreliable
Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
Collie x Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy
Chihuahua x Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.
Airedale x Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception.
Smooth Fox Terrier x Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss.
Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
Bloodhound x Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.
Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a
dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
choice of research scientists.
Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for
Spitz x Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
Poodle x Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good.
Keeshond x Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff.
Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't
Kerry Blue Terrier x Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite of high
Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.
Basenji x Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner.
Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
Samoyed x Norwich Terrier = Samwich, very tasty breed.
Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller =Cocker rot, the perfect puppy for that
philandering ex-husband or boyfriend
15th February 2006, 10:09 PM
In memory: Lucy