Sonia,
When it comes to annoying your husband,I have some excellent techniques.
Trust me, an England bandana just won't cut the mustard.
This is what you need to put on Cass!
Guaranteed to drive him immediately to the nearest pub to erase the shocking image from his poor brain.
And when he tells his friends what you've done,they'll probably buy him a few pints in sympathy and you can relax at home with the dogs and watch whatever you want in peace and quiet.
Sins